Thursday, September 27, 2012

Disproportional

You know how you go down the hallway looking at everyone and deciding if they weight more than you, how pretty they are, and what's wrong with them? No? Maybe that's just me. Either way, I've come to a conclusion.

95% of people are disproportional. 
Maybe that's not an exact percent, but still. 

Honestly, I find myself saying things like 'Fatter legs than me, but smaller arms' or 'Skinny stomach, huge arms and legs.' and 'Fat face, big butt, tiny wrists and waist'. You catch my drift? Why are people so odd looking, and not in a good way. Honestly I'd rather be fat than have a tiny waist and huge thighs and arms. It just looks freaking weird!

I'm pretty proportional, I'd say. FAT as hell, but proportional. 

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